Take All The Water
Ode to Mr. Mulholland, who taught L.A. to steal water from other parts of the country, so we can pretend like we don't live in a desert. |
Love, Respect, Jesus & The Mouse
It's hard to know who should live and die in this world. What if you woke up one morning and found God in your mousetrap? |
The Moth
Here's a little number about the dangers of sartorial excess (dressin' up fancy). Do you believe in reincarnation? |
Bombs And Guns
Here's a love song to the arms dealers of the world. |
Remote Control Us
Can't live without your remote control? Maybe we're under their thumb. |
Icky Goo
If the Bard had a character named Exxon MacBeth, he'd still be trying to scrub out the damned spot. |
The IRS Blows
This little ditty was offered up on Phil's very first album. This is a saucier version of the sing-along. (With feeling!) |
Stalking Billy Bob |
A Girl Named Pete |
You Are My Moonshine |
Pickin' & Grinnin' |
More Pickin' & Grinnin' |
Little Poison Frog |
Brother Stanley |
"Well, you're not gonna' be there to write your own headstone, but here's some amusing eulogistic sentiments..." | ||||||
"Here's one like Grandaddy used to sing - a really old mountain tune..." | ||||||
"A song about a puppy - the singalong part is: 'Squishy, squishy!'" | ||||||
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"When Phil was born, he weighed just under 1,000 pounds. No, really... well, just listen to the song..." | ||||||||
"World's easiest singalong." | ||||||||
"Peter Pan would be proud!" | ||||||||
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Children's songs for adults and vice versa. Copyright 2001. $10.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: The Epitaph Song · God's Little Friends · Cluck Old Hen · Houdini · Squirt Gun · I.R.S. Blues · Oh, No · Open Up The Window, Tommy · Nadine (A Ghost Story) · St. Peter's Bar· Gimme' The Head Of Old Bin Laden! |
Phil's Folk Alliance album, San Diego. Copyright 2004. $10. SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: Old Joe Clark · 927 Pound Baby · Oh No! · The Dentist Song · J.R. Brinkley's · The Capo · Don't Grow Old · Highway 405 · Cookie Tin Banjo · Stay All Night · Houdini · Epitaph Song · Shady Grove · The Happy Song · Apocaplyse Downs · Petro Junkie · You Are My Moonshine |
Here's Phil's latest, chock full of all the things you're not supposed to talk about at dinner. Copyright 2005. $10. SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: Take All The Water · Highway 405 · Anthems · The Happy Song (long version) · Petro Junkie (long version) · Love, Respect, Jesus, & the Mouse · The Moth · Bombs And Guns · Icky Goo · Remote Control Us · The IRS Blows · Apocalypse Downs · |